The Press Release - Shoe flingers

The Politicians

For Immediate Release

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All senior leaders

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Email: politicianssafety@thugs.com

SHOES TO BE BANNED IN ALL COUNTRIES

A New Security Program Will Be Initiated For All Senior Leaders

In purview of the recent events we (all senior leaders of the different A-Z countries) have decided to bring in a law where by wearing of shoes will be banned. This will be done to deter the new breed of terrorists that have cropped up, we need to disarm them, ‘We MUST DISARM’ them.

List of Victims –

George W Bush

Wen Jiabao

Palaniappan Chidambaram

Therefore all journalists will go around bare foot from hence forth. This will also be the new identification method, any one without a shoe shall be considered as a journalist and a maximum security must be made when they are present.

India - Because of the yesterday’s event and breach of HM security and impending elections, for safety reasons all people who will be allowed to meet the leaders or aspiring leaders will have to remove their shoes and leave it with the security experts.

Some parties have shown concern on the issue of 'stinking socks' but those will come under the scanner of the UN as chemical weapons. And as per the UN charter they will be covered under the WMD rules. For now we shall request that journalists should stay away from using such chemical weapons as they will not only harm the leader but common people as well. The fourth pillar of democracy must ensure the safety of its citizens.

Any journalist found carrying out sting operations by wearing shoes and slippers will be tried under the NSA acts.

Also all party meeting has been called so that they can approach the election commission on this issue. And all political parties accept these as standard norms due to the unusual circumstances caused by the financial meltdown.

p.s. – some one needs to be blamed why not use this as an opportunity to blame the bankers just as every one else is blaming them.